Desperately Seeking Semen
I’ve birthed one beautiful baby this year and its now time for me to finally birth another. My memoir ‘Desperately Seeking Semen’ is now available for you to pre-purchase with the first print run set for mid January 2019.
I’m VERY excited to finally tell my sperm donor story and offer some insight into how I navigated my way down this daunting path after I was deemed medically infertile by a fertility clinic. I hope my words offer some comfort if you’re already on this journey, a supportive hand to let you know that you’re definitely not alone in doing this or perhaps lift the lid on what it’s all about especially if you, or someone you know, is sitting on the fence about it.Pre-purchase now ($29.00)
Flying high at thirty thousand feet in the air, all Hayley could think about was how she needed thirty thousand tails injected into her and only two feet in the air. She was on her way to Melbourne to meet Mr Stork her sperm donor in the flesh whom she had found on Facebook. This trip was a stark contrast, or should I say, a stork contrast, from her plane ride back to Australia after she broke up with Ian. He was the guy that held onto her during her rapidly depreciating final fertile years. He was the one who was supposed to put a ring on it. Instead, he gifted her the middle finger as she rolled towards middle aged. This is when she completely came undone.
She had been living in Los Angeles feeding her entrepreneurial spirit with grandiose thoughts and a lifestyle vision that was so sweet even Michelin Star chefs wanted to taste it. Completely absorbed in her Hollywood bubble, she failed to acknowledge the looming biological deadline creeping up on her. Living in a place where botox and big dreams turn back time and every man is a Peter Pan, ageing drifted through time just as each hour slid by sipping the next cocktail at another fancy rooftop bar. It was a young girl’s dream. However, she was no longer one. Approaching 40, she knew she was in deep caca with the ticking hands of the biological clock. So she set off on a quest to have a baby solo.
While on her quest to secure sperm she looks back at all the possibilities as to how she ended up single. A series of failed relationships, the belief it was always just going to happen and how both nature and nurture played a role in her winding up on her own.
The disappointment and confusion after the third failed IUI set her off to get creative and find another pregnancy solution. Thank you Dr Google! He helped her stumble onto the IVF underbelly – The internets known donor factory. Once she worked up the courage to click away it didn’t take long for her to connect with a bunch of qualified sperm donors who were assisting women for free.Pre-purchase now ($29.00)
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Who the heck are they and why do they donate? They're not weirdo's or sociopaths...or perhaps the odd one might be...but generally, sperm donors are regular dudes that you'd regular hang out with in your social circles. They're everyday ordinary men who just happen to be doing extraordinary things - gifting women with families they dreamed of.
What is the most successful technique and what else can I do to improve my chances? When I first went public about using a donor people asked but how did she do it? I mean really? Turns out there are a few ways to impregnate a woman opposed to just the obvious and most natural way - S.E.X.
Ways to boost Fertility
What can I take or do to ensure I'm not only in the best possible shape to get pregnant, but so I also stay pregnant and give birth to a healthy bub? It takes about 90 days to procure the a quality egg and about 80 days to turn sperm into the perfect wriggling worm.
How to hook a donor
I had no idea where to start and how to go about this. After doing some half-arsed, fly-on-a-wall watching, I decided to throw out a line myself. It didn't take long for me to snag some donors of which I then whittled down to just one.